My Remote

My Remote is  shaped like 2 yellow stars joined together.It is made out of real gold!The thing it does is it makes anyone do anything I want to with out knowing.This remote has a button that says undo and one that says change, the undo button will change and the change button will undo.This will  make criminals come to court or make people buy yummy stuff for me or even do funny things in public.This Remote is the only one in the WORLD!